America is going through an epidemic. Not only is it infiltrating our every thought process by popping up everywhere we look, making it impossible to forget, but it is showing up in food that we never imagined.
Pumpkin spice. The mixture of cinnamon, nutmeg and everything nice that is finding its way into pretty much everything we eat or drink (we are looking at you, Starbucks).
If you have not yet been graced by the flavor explosion of the spiced pumpkin, hold on tight while we find the perfect product for you based on none other than your zodiac sign.
Your Pumpkin Spice Product Based on Your Zodiac:
Aries (March 21-April 19): Pumpkin Spice Chicken Sausage
It might sound gross, but as an adventurous, fiery Aries this is right up your alley. You have surpassed the Pumpkin Spice Latte (that was so 2012). So, light up the grill, oil a pan and have yourself a merry little pumpkin sausage. After all, nobody else will try it.
Taurus (April 20-May 20): Ghirardelli Squares Pumpkin Spice Caramel
As a Taurus, you want to know what you’re getting and how you’re gonna get it. You’ve also been known to love a little self-indulgence. The Ghirardelli Pumpkin Spice Caramel square is a Grade-A option. Grab a bag of these bad boys and polish them off yourself.
Gemini (May 21-June 20): Pumpkin Spice English Muffins
You love to switch up the routine now and then, so give your regular english muffin a rest and grab yourself some of the pumpkin spice variety. Your curiosity will make trying this extra enjoyable, and while you’re at it, slather on some pumpkin spice butter.
Cancer (June 21-July 22): Nestle Toll House Pumpkin Spice Cookie Dough
Fall is a Cancer’s dream come true since the weather is dropping in temperature and they can stay home and cry all day (just kidding?). The pumpkin spice cookie dough is perfect for an emotional turmoil in your life. Just eat it cold out of the package, we know you’ve had a rough day.
Leo (July 23-August 22): Pinnacle Pumpkin Pie Vodka
Your lion soul embraces fall in the best way.. by having a party with your friends. Before your next bumpin’ event, stop by the store and grab a fifth of some pumpkin spice vodka to create a fall cocktail, served in a giant pumpkin, that your friends will probably forget.
Virgo (August 23-September 22): The PSL (Pumpkin Spice Latte)
No surprises here. Your practical Virgo soul goes with what you (and the rest of the nation) know best: the Pumpkin Spice Latte from Starbucks. But, being health conscious as you are, be sure to tell the barista you want it sugar-free with skim milk.
Libra (September 23-October 22): Pumpkin Spice M&M’s
As a social person, there is nothing more exciting than Fall. You can get together for cozy affairs with your friends and boast about your great life. Pumpkin Spice M&M’s are a great option for you, and your blood sugar levels, since you can share them with your friends.
Scorpio (October 23-November 21): Cedar’s Pumpkin Spice Hommus
You don’t care about the basic PSL or sugary treats laced with pumpkin, instead, you want something adventurous; something bold. You’re taking one for the team and trying out some pumpkin spice hummus. No matter what the outcome, you will tell everyone you loved it.. since you can’t be wrong.
Sagittarius (November 22-December 21): Pumpkin Spice Oreos
You’re the person pretty much everyone likes, so what better choice for a treat than America’s favorite cookie (with a twist): Pumpkin Spice Oreo’s. While you’re out hiking a fall trail, or climbing a mountain, carry along these sugar bombs for a little boost.
Capricorn (December 22-January 19): Pumpkin Pie
Not much pleases you, Capricorn, and there is no other way to make you enjoy something pumpkin-spiced other than good, old-fashioned pumpkin pie (the holy mother of the pumpkin spice trend). There’s nothing wrong with appreciating the classic things, but stop whining about everything.
Aquarius (January 20-February 18): 72% Organic, Fair-Trade Pumpkin IPA Dark Chocolate Bar
You are an absolute non-conformist who probably hates everything pumpkin spice, unless it’s vegan, fair trade and goes to help some kind of charity or cause. Oh, and did we mention it’s made with IPA. Hurry, flock to your nearest Whole Foods and pick one up!
Pisces (February 19-March 20): Pumpkin Spice Latte Peeps
It’s no secret that you’re the biggest sweetheart of all the signs (aww). As a gentle, artistic soul, you want something just as cute as you: Pumpkin Spice Latte Peeps. Put them in the front seat of your car in funny poses to start an eccentric Instagram trend (#PeepsInJeeps), or just enjoy while painting a beautiful fall scene.
by Emily Arias (follow her on Instagram)
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